I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

Only poor men get hanged.

A strange fanaticism fills our time: the fanatical hatred of morality, especially of Christian morality.

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.

A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.

The atheist is not interested in anything except attacks on atheism.