Truth is sacred; and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it.

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.

When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude.

There are a great many good people, and a great many sane people here this afternoon. Unfortunately, by a kind of coincidence, all the good people are mad, and all the sane people are wicked.

The true object of human life is play.

For when we cease to worship God, we do not worship nothing, we worship anything.