If there were no God, there would be no atheists.

If prosperity is regarded as the reward of virtue it will be regarded as the symptom of virtue.

I need not pause to explain that crime is not a disease. It is criminology that is a disease.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

There is a law written in the darkest of the Books of Life, and it is this: If you look at a thing nine hundred and ninety-nine times, you are perfectly safe; if you look at it the thousandth time, you are in frightful danger of seeing it for the first time.

Idolatry is when you worship what you should use, and use what you should worship.

No man's really any good till he knows how bad he is, or might be.