A man who says that no patriot should attack the Boer War until it is over is not worth answering intelligently; he is saying that no good son should warn his mother off a cliff until she has fallen over it.

In the main, and from the beginning of time, mysticism has kept men sane. The thing that has driven them mad was logic.

The paradox of courage is that a man must be a little careless of his life even in order to keep it.

Every time a man knocks on a brothel door, he is really knocking for God

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

All the exaggerations are right, if they exaggerate the right thing.

I've searched all the parks in all the cities - and found no statues of Committees.