Literature and fiction are two entirely different things. Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.

I have myself a poetical enthusiasm for pigs, and the paradise of my fancy is one where pigs have wings. But it is only men, especially wise men, who discuss whether pigs can fly; we have no particular proof that pigs ever discuss it.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

The real pleasure-seeking is the combination of luxury and austerity in such a way that the luxury can really be felt.

There is no better test of a man's ultimate chivalry and integrity than how he behaves when he is wrong... A stiff apology is a second insult.

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

The present condition of fame is merely fashion.