I just think some women aren't made to be mothers. And some women aren't made to be daughters.

I'd come to believe there was no food more depressing than Danish, a pastry that seemed stale upon arrival

The worst feeling: when you just have to wait and prepare yourself for the lie.

I just think some women aren't made to be mothers. And some women aren't made to be daughters.

Coffee goes great with sudden death.

I waited patiently - years - for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, learn how to knit, pretend to love cosmos, organize scrapbook parties, and make out with each other while we leer. And then we'd say, Yeah, he's a Cool Guy.

Republicans go to Sam’s Club, Democrats go to Costco.