I'm not someone who can be depended one five days a week. Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday? I don't even get out of bed five days in a row-I often don't remember to eat five days in a row. Reporting to a workplace, where I should need to stay for eight hours-eight big hours outside my home- was unfeasible.

And if all of us are play-acting, there can be no such thing as a soul mate, because we don't have genuine souls.

He was one of those guys who'd pronounce I'm a hugger as he came at you, neglecting to ask if the feeling was mutual.

Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

I was raised feral, and I mostly stayed that way.

There's a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of her.