I'm not someone who can be depended one five days a week. Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday? I don't even get out of bed five days in a row-I often don't remember to eat five days in a row. Reporting to a workplace, where I should need to stay for eight hours-eight big hours outside my home- was unfeasible.

There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.

Love makes you want to be a better man. But maybe love, real love, also gives you permission to just be the man you are.

The face you give the world tells the world how to treat you.

Don't be discouraged - every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one.

My dad had limitations. That's what my good-hearted mom always told us. He had limitations, but he meant no harm. It was kind of her to say, but he did do harm.

Nick is like a good stiff drink: He gives everything the correct perspective.