Humor is a show of both strength and of vulnerability: you are willing to make the first move but you are trusting in the response of your listener.

I have an intimate relationship with books. After all, I take them with me into the bathtub-not an invitation I offer lightly.

The people I work with are like family. I don't mean this in a nice way.

Although fear in the right dosage and under the right circumstance protects us ... imaginary fear offers straitjackets instead of lifejackets, nooses instead of safety nets.

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'