The people I work with are like family. I don't mean this in a nice way.

Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It's like getting a badge for attendance.

Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.

My longing to improve my looks via The Body Shop is being replaced by my longing to improve my looks via Photoshop.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

I personally translated the word 'vendetta' as Italian for 'What do you mean, "you want to see other women"?