I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor
Struggling at anything that you want to be doing is hard
Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat.
In any profession, there's a sleazy side and an honorable side