There's a verse in the Bible: 'Those who are barren have more children than those who give birth.' There are young people all over the world who come to me for advice and love. I have all the children I can handle.

When you're happy, you don't count the years.

I do everything the man does, only backwards and in high heels!

If I've learned any one lesson from life, it's this: If you don't stand for something, you will stand for anything.

I did everything he did but backwards & in high heels.

The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.

My faith in humanity leads me to believe that people are looking for something more elevating than the sordid details of the intimate aspects of one's personal life.