No, Don Camillo; you didn't exactly steal it. Peppone had two cigars in his pocket. Peppone is a Communist. He believes in sharing things. By skillfully relieving him of one cigar, you only took your fair share.
Giovannino GuareschiThe man who offers an insult writes it in sand, but for the man who receives it, it's chiseled in bronze.
Giovannino Guareschi