Write. Don't talk about writing. Don't tell me about your wonderful story ideas. Don't give me a bunch of "somedays." Plant your ass and scribble, type, keyboard. If you have any talent at all, it will leak out despite your failure to pay attention in English.

Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.

Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.

My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.

The man who counts on the aid of a god deserves the help he doesn't get.

Any man who barely sustains an armistice with himself has no business poking around in an alien soul.

I'm a bad man. I need to understand the past. It illuminates the present.