I don't belong to anything, nobody's listening to me and I don't have any levers that control my own life.

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

I don't feel comfortable voting for Hillary Clinton.

Let me tell you, it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind of a head pounding, hung over for four hours in America - and it's shaping up to be a nasty day, but its still morning in America.

Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was friendly. One of them who later became known to my family as the amazing Mr. Plastic Man even told me that he loved us. Please there are times I don't even like us how could you possibly love us. I was thinking spend some time with me pal and I'll cure you of that.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

You know, honestly - look, I'm not a journalist. This is the first, you know, tragedy that I have covered on the air.