People aren't happy unless they buy stuff, and that's because we have become this industrialized nation.

When you choose the path, you choose the destination.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."

When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.

Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

If you treat an animal right, they don't run away. They're not like us. They run away from people they don't trust; most times we run away from ourselves.