So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

It is remarkable to me that both parties are so out of touch with the American people, both Democrats, Republicans and Independents, we all feel the same way.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.

Application of your faith will change your life

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

For those that think men make progress collectively, I warn you, history teaches: You couldn't be more wrong.