I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

I'm a guy with a strong political opinion but I'm not a white nationalist.

I contend that the reason why America is not as happy as it was in 1950 or 1920 or whenever, 100 years ago, is because our priorities are wrong, but it has nothing to do with exploiting the planet and has everything to do with losing faith in God.

The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life.

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.

God is giving a plan I think to me that is not really a plan. The problem is that I think the plan that the Lord would have us follow is hard for people to understand. Because of my track record with you who have been here for a long time. Because of my track record with you, I beg of you to help me get this message out, and I beg of you to pray for clarity on my part.

If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I'm not suicidal. And I'm a pretty good driver.