I think every American has a role in saving this country. Whether you're Democrat, Republican, independent, it doesn't matter. We all know the country's in trouble. We may disagree on how to solve it, but we all know the country's in trouble.

So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. Eugenics.

If you don't find a leader, perhaps it is because you were meant to lead.

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.

I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do say that they have a problem I don't know that I believe 'em.

You know, honestly - look, I'm not a journalist. This is the first, you know, tragedy that I have covered on the air.

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.