Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.
Glenn BeckI don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.
Glenn BeckYou know, honestly - look, I'm not a journalist. This is the first, you know, tragedy that I have covered on the air.
Glenn Beck