America's religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we're not. That's it. That's called a big principle.

Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement.

You've never met a more flawed guy than me.

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life.

When we support or vote for candidates outside the two major political parties we are immediately lectured about wasting our vote or making it easier for the less desirable of the two major candidates to claim victory. These lies are repeated every election and they must be ignored. You never waste your vote if you vote your conscience.

Most times we're so focused on what we think we want that we can't appreciate how happy we already are. It's only when we forget about our problems and help others forget theirs that we realize how good we really have it.