Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.

Besides, life isn't meant to be safe. It's only in our mistakes, our errors, and our faults that we grow and truly live.

The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life.

People are inherently good. Our souls are magnificent and capable of extraordinary performance.

There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler Youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing.

Man, sometimes God really sucks.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.