I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living.

Our lives are changing, this old world keeps turning. And I sit here and wonder, baby, what we're really learning.

If we're so awful and we're so bad, you ought to check out the nightlife in Leningrad.

I think it would be nice to sell 15 million albums as a solo artist. I'd have to deal with all the repercussions of that, but that wouldn't be too bad.

I think musicians and artists are the most philanthropic people I know. Their charity record of the music business would hold up to the work of anybody.

It was 1967, and the hippie thing was happening. I got into experimenting with drugs while I was in college in Michigan.

Hey, I didn't make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did.