I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living.

It's a losing proposition, but one you can't refuse. It's the politics of contraband, it's the smuggler's blues.

I've read somewhere that when you're writing, you should stop while you're doing well so you always want to go back to work.

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women.

Our lives are changing, this old world keeps turning. And I sit here and wonder, baby, what we're really learning.

I'm just a bleeping maniac in straight clothing. There's no reason to dress my monster up.

I really think one of the greatest allies you can have is the imagination of your audience.