I don't categorize myself as an 85-year-old woman who has written an erotic novel. I categorize myself as a writer who's written an erotic novel.

I think something wonderful is going to happen to me. Maybe tomorrow. The phone can ring and your whole life can change.

In mythology and palmistry, the left hand is called the dreamer because the ring finger on the left hand leads directly to the heart. I find it a very poetic idea. And thats why I only wear nail polish on my left ring finger.

When anybody says, 'Why me?' Why is 'me' exempt?

I was born during an eclipse. I believe very much in astrology. If you were born on an eclipse it indicates your destiny is chaotic.

Everything in life is elusive.

...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.