What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

If the cake fits, eat it!

Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day. He's either the most mule-headed person who ever lived, or he really likes your sister. She has to have mercy on him–on all of us!

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.