What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

If the cake fits, eat it!

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here." Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn.

Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?" "Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested.

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling