Dan was suspicious. "How did he find out where we were staying?" Amy frowned. "I think that's the message inside the message. He wants us to know that he has a long reach–that's he's rich and powerful." "Like we'll see his giant mansion and assume he works at Burger King," scoffed Dan.

No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world." "Sweet," put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike." The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth.

If the cake fits, eat it!

Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?" -Amy Cahill

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.