Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over artโbefore I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.
Gordon KormanWhat does it feel like to get shot?" "I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.
Gordon KormanWhen we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.
Gordon KormanThe au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?" "It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth Vaders without the mask!" "They're Benedictine monks!" Nellie exclaimed. "They're men of peace! Most of them are under vows of silence!" "Yeah, well, not anymore," Dan told her. "They cursed us out pretty good. I don't know the language, but some things you don't have to translate.
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