The problem with Yanks is they are wimps.
I'm actually not really a breakfast person.
I'd like to think I'm a great teacher.
Another person tattooed my face on their calf. When they tense, the face moves! That is messed up.
I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies.
We're fragile, fragmented souls who are very sensitive to criticism.