I regard monotheism as the greatest disaster ever to befall the human race. I see no good in Judaism, Christianity, or Islam - good people, yes, but any religion based on a single...

I was brought up to believe that what is out-of-doors should stay there and not be encouraged in any way.

Once people get hung up on theology, they've lost sanity forever. More people have been killed in the name of Jesus Christ than any other name in the history of the world.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

All I want is that Americans still be able to read the alphabet in a hundred years. I am not very ambitious.

Everything's wrong on Wikipedia.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.