Love is a fan club with only two fans.

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.

I liked the trichotomy, that's the only thing I ever liked.

I'm a true reactionary. Like all patricians, I'd like to restore the original republic, which we lost 40 years ago when Harry Truman imposed the national security state on us, which has kept us at war, hot or cold, for almost half a century, and it's got us $4 trillion into debt.

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

Everything's wrong on Wikipedia.

Apparently, 'conspiracy stuff' is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.