I'd still like to be the President, of course, and I think the best way to do that would be to raise an army and seize the Capital. This strikes me as true democracy.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

Never offend an enemy in a small way.

Can you imagine having a love affair going on and on decade after decade? Macabre.

When anyone says to me, 'Can you keep a secret?' I say, 'Why should I, if you can't?'

I don't deny or affirm anything. I'm not very personal.

Who gives a damn about being remembered? That's really for amateurs.