I have always found men quite fathomable. They look entirely to their own interest.

A superficial education would be worse than none. But a full education would open every man's eyes to the nature of human existence.

In matters of faith, inconvenient evidence is always suppressed while contradictions go unnoticed.

To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds.

Instead of finding alternative energy sources, we try to subjugate entire regions of the world. People do not understand that by doing this, the United States are going to absolute ruin.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

If satire is to be effective, the audience must be aware of the thing satirized.