Truman Capote has made lying an art. A minor art.

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

Once people get hung up on theology, they've lost sanity forever. More people have been killed in the name of Jesus Christ than any other name in the history of the world.

I'd still like to be the President, of course, and I think the best way to do that would be to raise an army and seize the Capital. This strikes me as true democracy.

Monotheism is easily the greatest disaster to befall the human race.

Never offend an enemy in a small way.