The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of those who do well what is not worth doing at all.

He's a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices.

World events are the work of individuals whose motives are often frivolous, even casual.

The Gores, I think, are a bit brighter than the Bushes, historically speaking.

Since there is no system of public education, the great majority of my fellow citizens is frighteningly ignorant. They have no idea where Iraq is. They accept as the gospel whatever the government tells them. Good grief, any other normal country would have been against the Iraq war! But we live in an abnormal country, governed by experts in deceptive advertising.

I'm devoted to promiscuity, and always have been. I believe the more you do, the better it is for you. I'm a great health nut, and sex is, I think, absolutely marvelous for the whole system; tones you up.

When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what's going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of monkeys loose and one is President and one is Vice President, you know it's trouble. Monkeys make trouble.