It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.

Do nothing that is not natural - and ritual is natural - and all will be for the best.

I believe it's my pastoral duty to convert friends to atheism.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

When Ronald Reagan's career in show business came to an end, he was hired to impersonate, first, a California governor and then an American president who would reduce taxes for his employers, the Southern and Western New Rich, much of whose money came from the defence industries. There is nothing unusual about this arrangement. All recent presidents have had their price-tags.

This separation was absolute in our original Republic. But the sky-godders do not give up easily. In the 1950s they actually got the phrase In God We Trust onto the currency, in direct violation of the First Amendment.

Before the word gay had really been invented, was there's no such thing. Only a country, basically as mindless about these matters - based upon our peasant superstitions, religious superstitions - would they make categories. Everybody's everything.