Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

I think the Chinese will say the hell with you and pull their money out of the United States. That's the end of our wars.

I am glad my life is coming to an end. To think that it might last another five hundred years, now that would be terrible, in my case.

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.

The problem with most Americans is that they don't like any question that takes more than ten seconds to answer.

I'm in favor of sexual encounters.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist - I’m a conspiracy analyst.