There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat.

I’ve always said, ‘I have nothing to say, only to add.’ And it’s with each addition that the writing gets done. The first draft of anything is really just a track.

Love is a fan club with only two fans.

Before the word gay had really been invented, was there's no such thing. Only a country, basically as mindless about these matters - based upon our peasant superstitions, religious superstitions - would they make categories. Everybody's everything.

All Americans born between 1890 and 1945 wanted to be movie stars.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.

Once people get hung up on theology, they've lost sanity forever. More people have been killed in the name of Jesus Christ than any other name in the history of the world.