a writer must always tell the truth (unless he's a journalist)

The whole point to American journalism is what ought to be true is true. Since I ought to be arrogant, impressed with my social position, overwhelmed by my beauty, therefore I am.

It is ironic that a nation that has never experienced a coup d'etat should be so obsessed with the idea of conspiracy.

I write in different styles because I hear different voices in my head. It would be boring to have always the same voice, point of view.

Only a country that is based upon an extremely primitive religion, which is Christianity, I am a devoted enemy of monotheism in all of its forms, could have come with a categorizing of people as one thing or the other.

It is not enough merely to win; others must lose.

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.