Most lives are spent putting on and taking off masks.

The problem with most Americans is that they don't like any question that takes more than ten seconds to answer.

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.

I have been asked whether I wish to nominate a successor, an inheritor, a dauphin or delfino. I have decided to name Christopher Hitchens.

There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat.

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.

You see we adults have learned how to disguise our terrible characters but a child... well, it's like a grotesque drawing of us. They should be neither seen nor heard. And no one must make another one.