The whole point to American journalism is what ought to be true is true.

Actually, there is no such thing as a homosexual person, any more than there is such a thing as a heterosexual person. The words are adjectives describing sexual acts, not people. The sexual acts are entirely normal; if they were not, no one would perform them.

Realism has always been called cynicism.

I'm devoted to promiscuity, and always have been. I believe the more you do, the better it is for you. I'm a great health nut, and sex is, I think, absolutely marvelous for the whole system; tones you up.

If you are at the mercy of what they call print interviews and the mercy of people who write about you, they can always tell lies.

God, or what have you, will not be found at the far end of a syllogism, no matter how brilliantly phrased or conceived.

History is nothing but gossip about the past, with the hope that it might be true.