The whole point to American journalism is what ought to be true is true.

A superficial education would be worse than none. But a full education would open every man's eyes to the nature of human existence.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

A talent for drama is not a talent for writing, but is ability to articulate human relationships.

I'd say that Holland, Sweden, and Denmark are all better countries politically than the United States. The average person is far better off in one of those countries than he is in the United States and poverty of the sort that we have is absolutely unknown in Northern Europe.

Americans worship the Constitution but do not observe it.