I deny that there's such a thing as a gay person. I deny there's such a thing as a heterosexual person.

All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

I'm a true reactionary. Like all patricians, I'd like to restore the original republic, which we lost 40 years ago when Harry Truman imposed the national security state on us, which has kept us at war, hot or cold, for almost half a century, and it's got us $4 trillion into debt.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.

Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head.

First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.