People have forgotten the effects of prohibition. We have become the United Statesof Amnesia.

The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself.

I'd like to see a revival of state legislatures, in which I am a true Jeffersonian.

There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat.

Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.

If you want to rise in politics in the United States, there is one subject you must stay away from, and that is politics.

I regard monotheism as the greatest disaster ever to befall the human race. I see no good in Judaism, Christianity, or Islam - good people, yes, but any religion based on a single, well, frenzied and virulent god, is not as useful to the human race as, say, Confucianism, which is not a religion but an ethical and educational system.