Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the hardest?

Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the hardest?

If I'm a lousy writer, then an awful lot of people have lousy taste.

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.

The public loves to create a hero....Sometimes I think they do it for the sheer joy of knocking him down from the highest peak. Like a child who builds a house of blocks and then destroys it with one vicious kick.

Nude is a word as smoooth as your hips ... but naked has the sound of a rock being turned over to expose maggots.

Dead folks can't hurt you none. It's the ones that are alive, you have to watch out for.