You are the crown of creation, and you've got no place to go.

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

Prancing around on stage is not the entire purpose of my life.

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

Man is the only animal that knows he's going to die, so we invent a heaven to keep from going crazy. Most people are hypnotized by organized religion from childhood.

I stopped dropping acid for a while after my daughter was born. It's hard to keep an eye on the kid while you're hallucinating.

I'm very fond of drugs.