I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.

Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead did as much for mankind as any president.

Some of the most interesting and happiest kids I've seen have lived with a lot of different adults, because a kid can go up to one guy and wear him out. And as soon as the adult gets tired, there are five other guys, or five other chicks to go and wear out, and the kid gets to be very bright - and tolerant, you know, with that many kinds of people around.

If I were gay, life would be a lot simpler. I'm kind of annoyed that I'm not.

There is an attitude that we should be able to have everything. No, you shouldn't be able to have anything. I'd like a helicopter, but I can't afford a helicopter, so I don't buy one. People are buying stuff they can't afford on credit. I bought my Ford hybrid with cash.

If you don't own the stage, you shouldn't be in rock n' roll.

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.