Fortunately, I am accustomed to creating amusement inadvertently.

You’re unbelievable,’ said Rosie. ‘Look at me when I’m talking.’ I kept looking out the window. I was already over-stimulated. ‘I know what you look like.

To the world's most perfect woman. It was lucky my father was not present. Perfect is an absolute that cannot be modified, like unique or pregnant. My love for Rosie was so powerful that it had caused my brain to make a grammatical error.

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks.

I know this song!’ Rosie laughed. ‘If you didn’t, that’d be the final proof that you’re from Mars.

What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

So, to add to a momentous day, I corrected a misconception that my family had held for at least fifteen years and came out to them as straight.