So much of life [is] a putting-off of unhappiness for another time. Nothing [is] ever lost by delay.
You cannot control what you love--you watch it driving recklessly towards the broken bridge, the torn-up track, the horror of seventy years ahead.
I never knew a man who had better motives for all the trouble he caused.
I say that home is where there is a chair and a glass.
It's a pity people pick and choose what they learn from the Bible.
Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac.