I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

She was not too young to be wise, but she was too young to know that wisdom shouldn't be spoken aloud when you are happy.

In human relationships, kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths.

Suffering is not increased by numbers; one body can contain all the suffering the world can feel.

I hate you, God. I hate you as though you actually exist.

To comfort me is like the wrong memory at the wrong place or time: if one is lonely one prefers discomfort.

People talk about the courage of condemned men walking to the place of execution: sometimes it needs as much courage to walk with any kind of bearing towards another person's habitual misery.