Christians think a long record of church attendence and Bible reading is equivalent to an advanced degree in science.

People who need to believe in deities can find them everywhere they look.

If the bible proves the existence of God, then Action Comics prove the existence of Superman.

If 18,000 gods have been invented then it is likely that god 18,001 is also invented.

A fundie claimed "God invented science". All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can do?

Parents teach their children to look both ways when crossing the street. They tell them to look only one way when choosing a religion.

A deity who remains silent and invisible should not get angry or surprised at doubt of his reality.