When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and also join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both.
The key to beating the Dodgers is to keep them form hugging each other too much.
The more we lose, the more he'll fly in. And the more he flies in, the better the chance there'll be a plane crash.
What the Yankees need is a second base coach.
Sparky Lyle went from Cy Young to Sayonara.
I always wanted to play baseball and join the circus. Now I have both.