Sometimes you wonder, in an interconnected universe, who's dreaming who?

I run blindly through the madhouse ... And I cannot even pray ... For I have no God.

I guess my inspiration is this - I like to pretend that every story that ever happened to 'Batman' was real and is part of this one guy's life.

Superhero science has taught me this: Entire universes fit comfortably inside our skulls. Not just one or two but endless universes can be packed into that dark, wet, and bony hollow without breaking it open from the inside. The space in our heads will stretch to accommodate them all. The real doorway to the fifth dimension was always right here. Inside. That infinite interior space contains all the divine, the alien, and the unworldly we’ll ever need.

He read me extracts from a medical journal describing the progress of a staphylococcus aureus infection. And then he pleasured me with a potato.

I just wanted all the wars to be over so that we could spend the money on starships and Mars colonies.

Seven actors have played Batman on the big screen, and if you can name all seven without reading any further, your youth has been wasted.